Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.