Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.