A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.
Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
Cook-a-doodle-do!
Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **
He shreds.
The rooster clucks defiance.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
