What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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In a brief case.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **