What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel