Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Previous Random Joke Next
Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

Retain Jokes More Retain Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

4 Day Jokes More 4 Day Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.