What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.