Pms Jokes

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Retain Jokes More Retain Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Okay Jokes More Okay Jokes

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Mad Cow Disease Jokes More Mad Cow Disease Jokes

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.