Pms Jokes

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

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