Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.