Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar