Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue