Good Place Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

gt marked as spam

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

What's a good place for water-skiing?

A: A sloped lake.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

removed

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

Brutha Jokes More Brutha Jokes

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

What is the theme song for the KKK?

We gon be all white

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.