What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

removed

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.