Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.