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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !