Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)