How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

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What's 12 inches long and white?

Nothing.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error