How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

What's 12 inches long and white?

Nothing.

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."