The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"
Waiter: We can dream can't we
how waiters should greet people
