The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Stripey pyjamas !
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)
He heard the ref was blowing fouls!
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
In case they get a hole in one!
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
Because then it'd be a foot!
Nothing.
My newt.
