The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!
You aren't naked in my bed.
Scream of mushroom !
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
He pined everyday.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
ME: I can't remember.
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
The Earth's crust is on the outside.
The one that's left.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
Nothing.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
My newt.
