Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!