How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.