How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.