when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
Do you know how to drive this thing "
It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.
They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
So men can remember them.
A: A violist playing octaves.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
logs on to Wikipedia*
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
A Freudian slip
A Freudian slip.
A Freudian Slip.