when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
a duck
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
The p is silent.
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
I don't remember.
A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.
A: 144 blondes.
It means nothing to them.
He was a rough rider!
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
That was the most violent book I've ever read.
The baby can't carry the mother.
You pull the trigger again.
A Freudian Sleep.
He made a Freudian slip
