What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)