What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin