What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots