Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.