Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?