Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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