What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

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What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

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Why are there no good racist jokes for white people?

because, only whites are racist.

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.