What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s