What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.