Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.