What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...