What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.