Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Humerus Jokes More Humerus Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

Why is it funny when someone fractures their upper arm?

Because it os humerus.

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.