What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Why are you wearing?

existentialist reporter on the red carpet

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.