Brute Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

Music Lesson Jokes More Music Lesson Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Senate Jokes More Senate Jokes

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.