What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.