Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.