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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

What's the best truck in Norway?

The Fjord F150.

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus

Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.