How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Uganda Jokes More Uganda Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling