How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Uganda Jokes More Uganda Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling