How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Uganda Jokes More Uganda Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling