Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.