Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.