What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.