How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

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How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.