How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.