Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio