Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.