How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture