Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.