Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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What's a cats favorite song?

3 blind mice

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT