Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.