Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.