A trifle!
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A lot. There were 3 movies.
Round of 16
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
He was high whisk.
Summer...Her name's summer.
He had a 2-2.
Mutated
Because they can't even!
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
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A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Made in China.
A slantelope.
Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
Three pirates
Whodyanik Abolokof
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
The balls are for decoration!
They have 3 long strong legs.
36
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Because in charge Yoda was.
Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings
Because they can only count to 3.
Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.
Because they can't even.
3 blind mice
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
3, and the rest are true stories.
Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
3
In the way!
The Boston marathon finish line.
Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
Well, well, well
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Do you even, bro?
Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.
One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
This guy
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
A centipede on meth.
A 69 with 3 people watching.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
5. The other half is 3.
They both can't even.
They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!
Getting a right call.
3 if you don't use protection.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Triangull
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
Tree fellas
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
3 in 1
Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Steal a chicken
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
I can't even...
To see who shot his "paw."
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
About 3 IQ points
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
He used base 3.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Ebay.
Pregnant.
Not mine
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"
IUD
They have no soul...
Elephants Gerald
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Neigh-boars.
Now, this may be difficult to hear..."
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
You can't see them when it is night.
Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !
Why can't they just be the Illuminice?
The Illuminat-Eh!
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
Ewe wouldn't understand.
The candle is a thousand times brighter!
A big wave
