How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.