How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

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How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.