How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."