How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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How about a dirty one as well?

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Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

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What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.