How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

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What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.