Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

Why don black people go on cruises?

Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto