What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.