Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy that goes into space?

An Afronaut

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken