Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt