Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......