What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where do ghosts live?

A: At the dead end.

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

Snack Jokes More Snack Jokes

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...