What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Snack Jokes More Snack Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.