How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

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What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.