Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.