What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli