Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.