What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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Caprice Sun. OC

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Original Jokes.

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Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.