What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Because it cantaloupe.

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A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...